When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close
Me Being Born
I NEVER FUCKING NOTICED THE CHAIR THING AND NOW IM FUCKING DEAD
Dude you’ve been missing out cause this moment is poetry in motion
mother fucker is the most graceful and smooth ass bitch you will ever see
WHOA how did I never notice that!!!!
if only that chair was a little futher away from the damn table. mother fucker would have gotten a face full of table
On your man’s dick like
Happy birthday Lee Pace!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS
ANIME BOOBS MAKE ME LAUGH
LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT
I MEAN I’VE NEVER TOUCHED A BOOB
BUT I’M PRETTY DAMN SURE THEY DON’T DO THIS SHIT
You’re forgetting the best one